These 3 Sex Positions Can Break Your Pen!s





A 2014 study about broken pen!ses published in the journal Advances in Urology found that of 44 cases of broken joysticks, 28 were caused by three specific P-in-V sex positions.

Shockingly, this is one of the disadvantages of being highly endowed, so those guys screaming about their sizes, being 7-9 inches and all, might want to read this. 

The pen!s isn't up of bone so you might be wondering how on earth it could break.


When I say break I mean a penile fracture. It is a severe form of bending injury to the erect joystick that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the joystick that fills up with blood during an erection.

Here are 3 Sex Positions Can Break Your Pen!s

1. THE EAGER CHEF


The Position: You’re standing on your toes while she’s sitting on a counter in front of you. The sex is . . . spontaneous.

Why It’s Risky: If your partner is sitting on a countertop and—in your enthusiasm—you miss your target either high or low, your unlucky joystick has nowhere to go but into her pubic bone or the counter.

2. THE COWGIRL + LEAN BACK

The Position: Your everyday cowgirl, except that she is leaning way back.


According to Medical Daily, half of broken joysticks are caused by having a woman sit on your dick in the cowgirl position.

Dr. Van Kirk says, ‘This issue is basically the woman’s pubic bone. It’s slightly differently positioned in each woman. ‘At times there’s not enough lubrication when the woman goes to sit on the joystick if there’s enough force or friction or the joystick catches on the pubic bone, that’s when that bend will occur in that ligament. That is more common than people think.

3. DOGGYSTYLE

I once wrote a post on this, about why may ladies really hate the doggystyle positions. 


Because it goes deep and there are higher chances of you hitting her hitting her cervix, you could also break your pen!s if you ever come in contact with her pubic bone. 


So there you have it, remember to shag safely and wisely.

I remain your favorite health blogger, Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor



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